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Cliff Robertson is "SURVIVAL DUDE!"

EPISODE 1

"Oops, I sank the bass boat"

Cliff has inadvertiatly sank the bass boat and has lost everything.

It is late November in the wilds of northern Ontario Canada and he will have to rely on all his survival skills if he ever expects to see cable tv again.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 2

"Spacey Blankie"

Cliff sleeps under the stars with nothing more than a space blanket and a rock ledge.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 3

"Tippie Canoe"

Cliff finds a derilict canoe on the shoreline and moves in like a cheap hermit crab.

Better than just a space blanket but still not five star by any means.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 4

"A three star canoe"

It may not have a sauna and room service but it was more comfortable than sleeping under the stars.

Unfortunately the water table is rising so it is time to find some higher ground.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 5

"Fire and Brimstone"

Cliff finds some higher ground and turns his attention to getting warm.

He uses some kottage-tek as well as some old indian tricks to start a fire with a 9 volt battery and a piece of steel wool.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 6

"Its now a five star canoe"

Cliff drags the derelict canoe to higher ground an uses his space blanket and some pine boughs to turn it into a five star canoe.

And for bonus points, it smells like christmas.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 7

"Central Heating!"

Cliff builds a small fire pit in front of his 5 star canoe out of some good old and plentiful muskoka rocks.

Once he has moved his fir to the new fire pit he finally has central heating for the canoe.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 8

"No Seriously. WTF!"

Cliff has company and he is not happy about it.

Something really big runs through the camp around 2:00am and scares the PJs off of our intrepid hero.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 9

"Time to start thinking about food."

Cliff survives another night in the wilderness.

It is now time to assess his supplies and think about finding some food in order to survive.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 10

"But seriously, a deer snare?"

Cliff sets a bunch of snares in an attempt to catch some of the local critters to eat.

Is he really serious about snaring a deer?

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 11

"Starting fires the sanitary way"

Cliff never leaves home without his hand sanitizer. When you pair that up with some healthy bull rushes, you get fire.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 12

"EEEEEK A MOUSE!"

I wouldn't say the small snare has paid off big time, but at least is is food to eat.

Cliff catches field mouse in his groundsquirrel snare. It mau not be big, but at least he finally has some real food to eat.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 13

"Its grouse for dinner"

Cliff uses his lightning fast reflexes to catch a grouse going to wing and has something for dinner. Time to put away the groceries!

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 14

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GROUSE!"

Cliff gets a good meal into him. It may not be rotisserie with gravy and fries but it will keep him alive for a bit longer.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 15

"WERE MOVIN' ON UP!

Since the canoe shelter is fading fast, Cliff has to come up with another shelter.

Since he has had a bit more time to work on it he has made a few improvements. This should help him survive the impending snow.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 16

"BAMBI RIBS. YUMMM.

Cliff catches a deer in his deer snare. And nobody believed him.

He spares everyone the gory details of cleaning and butchering the deer but boy are those ribs ever good. Especially since he has smoked them all day over a raging fire.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 17

"WHO TRASHED THE PLACE?

Cliff passes by his original canoe shelter to find it has been trashed.

Who or what ever did it is way bigger than a racoon. Probably a black bear. Our worst fears!

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 18

"BUSH PANIC"

Cliff is bushwacking again and is cautious of getting lost and suffering "BUSH PANIC".

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 19

"CIVILIZATION LURKS"

No matter how far you think you are efrom civlization, you can always find signs that people have been here before.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 20

"ITS TURKEY FOR DINNER"

Cliff stumbles upon a group of wild turkeys and is able to dispatch one with his walking stick.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 21

"ANOTHER LUCKY FIND."

Cliff finds an abandoned fishing camp complete with derelict fishing boats. One of them still has it's gas can full of gas. This will come in handy!.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 22

"LIQUID BONFIRE!"

Cliff finds another creative way to start his campfire. They don't call this stuff liquid bonfire for nothing!.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 23

"THE FESTIVE SPECIAL"

Cliff enjoys a late thanksgiving dinner complete with cranberry sauce. Too bad there is no stufing though.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 24

"A BEER FRIDGE?"

Cliff finds an abandoned yet well stocked beer fridge in the wilderness. This one is definitely going back to the shelter.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.



EPISODE 25

"TAKING A BREAK"

Cliff takes a break during the hectic shooting schedule to enjoy a little "happy hour". Will that be shaken or stirred Mr. Dude?
The martini is stirred but Cliff is shaken for sure.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.


EPISODE 26

"THE POTATO CANNON"

Cliff survives the winter and finds his way to the mainland where he commandeers an old cottage. He tears out all the PVC drain pipes and makes a potato cannon. He also finds a can of starter fluid to use as fuel.
He will have to use bulrush roots as ammunition but he should be able to bag some game with this bad boy.

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.


EPISODE 27

"THE CANNON'S FIRST KILL"

Cliff surprises a prairie chicken perched on a branch and is able to dispatch the unsuspecting foul to the stew pot.
The potato cannon proves its worth

A special thank you to JEREMIAH FLEMING of podsafeaudio.com for his composition titled "Overnighter" which is the intro and outro music on this episode.


Stay tuned. More "SURVIVAL DUDE" is comming!